Mike Krzyzewski Turns To American Express Card For Comfort

Posted Mar 29, 2005

“Players come and go, victories and defeats pile up, but one thing that remains constant is my American Express Platinum card with unlimited spending,” said Krzyzewski while driving his new Navigator through the streets of Durham. “It has all the qualities I would want in a player: it’s loyal, dependable, efficient and intelligent. The only difference is the card won’t go on to become a moderately effective, chronically injured NBA player.” (The Brushback)

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