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The Case for Ernest T. Bass to replace Herb Sendek at NC State

  1. Doesn't shoot bricks, he throws them
  2. Could be counted on to frequently insult Roy and K, and also to break windows at Cameron and the Dean Dome
  3. Perfectly matches fan-base demographics
  4. Well spoken, by NCSU standards, especially since he learned to say, "How do you do, Misses Wi-ley."
  5. Does a pretty fair wolf howl
  6. Would stand up to Tommy Burleson and all other Avery County yahoos
  7. Likes uniforms. Might even wear one on the sideline
  8. With new status, might finally win a kiss on the mouth from Romena (or even Charlene)
  9. Better big man coach than Steve Wojciechowski
  10. "It's me, it's me, it's Ricky B" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Full article at Inside Carolina

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