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Florida State University To Phase Out Academic Operations By 2010

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Bowing to pressure from alumni, students, and a majority of teaching professors of Florida State University, athletic director Dave Hart Jr. announced yesterday that FSU would completely phase out all academic operations by the end of the 2010 school year in order to make athletics the school's No. 1 priority. (The Onion)

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