Highly-Touted Floor-Slapper Commits to Duke

Posted Mar 26, 2008

Still reeling from a second round NCAA Tournament exit, the Duke basketball program received a much-needed piece of good news today when the nation’s premier high school floor-slapper announced his decision to play in Durham next winter. Bradley Grayson, out of Marshall High School in Spokane, Wash., led the nation in floor-slaps this season with an eye-popping 38.2 per game. (Sports Pickle)

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